Yes, we’re married but we never threw a fuck-off party. Maybe now is the time to start with ours. Preferably under the 300-year-old oak.
A party under the oak
Yes, we’re married but we never threw a fuck-off party. Maybe now is the time to start with ours. Preferably under the 300-year-old oak.
Everybody in our valley is talking about it: harvest is coming. Almost, almost, quasi, quasi. Daily checking the trees as if they are caring for children…
“Do you know how to connect the wells?” my husband says. “No.” “You have to know this. Come here, I’ll explain it.” I look down in…
Eve picked the apple, I’m going for the olive. Her picking led to misery, my picking leads to 100% pure olive oil. Made of handpicked olives…